i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Watching her eat just hurts me
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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