Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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