but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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