quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
