Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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