I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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