two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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