just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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