Whats the count minus fat chicks?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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