wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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