my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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