I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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