You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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