it wasn't lemon gatorade
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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