i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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