I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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