I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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