How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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