Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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