My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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