She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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