I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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