they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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