Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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