I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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