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(440): View more from Ohio

mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.

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(805): View more from California

I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.

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(214): View more from Texas

That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands

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(812): View more from Indiana

For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing

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(602): View more from Arizona

It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.

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(813): View more from Florida

There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.

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