Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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