Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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