how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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