no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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