Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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