Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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