I cockslap morals
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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