Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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