Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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