Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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