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(720): View more from Colorado

Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?

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(423): View more from Tennessee

How'd it feel making her break her religion?

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(713): View more from Texas

Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.

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(765): View more from Indiana

We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose

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(269): View more from Michigan

I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.

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(212): View more from New York

1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.

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(703): View more from Virginia

hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?

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