Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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