they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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