Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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