oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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