apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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