I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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