I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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