covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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