Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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