I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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