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Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up

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(631): View more from New York

I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore

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(281): View more from Texas

People with herpes should wear stickers.

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(404): View more from Georgia

he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Adam has been drinking

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Who has his phone

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Adam does

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?

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