i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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