Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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