she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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