i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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