does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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