This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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