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I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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