with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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