You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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