You just made me feel so damn special
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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