in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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